Image Girls Are the Future

[Tradewynd]

What do you do when you're out of ideas and need something to spice up the show? Bring in 100 image girls and use only the best to stand around and look pretty of course! This most difficult task of screening the applicants falls to Mutoh, Kojima and Hayashi. How can they endure such labors? More importantly, how much sucking up do you have to do to get that job, and where do you start?

All Japan is about to get a lot easier on the eyes.

[kwilson83]

That's hilarious. Mutoh looks quite happy in that picture....

[Supah Indy]

"I may be Shining Wizard in the ring but baby, I'm Shining Warlock in the company of fine women" - Keiji Mutoh talking to those girls

"Yes...and I'm Shining Mage!" - Satoshi Mu...er...Kojima



Just joking. Anways, that picture is quite hillarious.

[Tradewynd]

Since Mutoh has gone public with his desire to win the Triple Crown and IWGP from Kojima, I am now seeing just how big of an issue this truly is.

Mutoh has openly stated that he would abuse his power as President to get a shot at the title. Let's think about who is giving these girls their tryouts. First, Mutoh, the leader of the conspiracy. Second, Hayashi, who is office now and is in on it as much Hebner was in on screwing Bret. Third, your hapless victim, Kojima. Mutoh uses his office power to make himself, his office goon and Kojima the 3 guys to test these girls out. When being surrounded by so many hot women, Kojima will naturally get excited and want some time with them. Mutoh and Hayashi leave, emitting evil laughs as soon as they walk out the door and Koji starts getting numbers. The conspiracy you see, is that Mutoh is going to use those 100 image girls to wear out Kojima before he abuses his power to get the title shot. So when Kojima comes to defend the belts, he has already been worn out for weeks on end. This makes him easy pickings for Mutoh, who now gets all 4 belts. Hayashi comes out to celebrate at the brilliance of their evil plot. Kojima is dejected, and doesn't know what to make of it. He goes to the image girls for comfort, and they all turn on him, because Mutoh is signing the paychecks. Thus phase II of Operation: TenKoji Jobberization goes into full effect. This whole thing has Vinny Mu's name written all over it.

[BadNews]

As convincing as that sounds, I think Kojima will put Mutoh over just for getting into the comitee. He might go down to the fingerpoke of doom and we could see the creation of Mr. Mutoh (TM).