future death match ideas

[Poweraxe]

ok post your ideas here.

my first one is the fish n chip shop death match. the idea is that you fight in a traditional english fish n chip shop and the best weapons are salt n vinigar bottles to pour over your opponents bloody body.

next is the battle boat battle royale , there should be about 10 people fighting for the title, and the belt is right at the top of the mast in the crows nest, you get eliminated by getting chucked off the boat, at the end there should be two fighters at the top off the mast and one takes a huge bump off the top off the 50 foot mast into the water

[Toan]

Spelling Bee Deathmatch: Where both wrestlers fight to see who's the better at spelling... loser gets a pencil stabbed into their forehead.

[Hisaharu Tanabe]

This is a puroresu-specific board.

Thus, it should be "kanji-writing" match rather than "spelling bee".

[Shadow_WX316]

My idea would be the city deathmatch. A whole city gets shutdown and 10 wrestlers go throughout the city beating each other up and slamming one other into stuff. They will fight in any building anywhere in the whole city.

[Uraken]

Ahhh .. Habanero pepper deathmatch. Habanero is the most fiery hot pepper in the world, you get the idea of the kind of match.

Wrestlers stuff peppers in their opponent's mouths and ... other holes.

Might sound weird and sick , but why not.

[Supah Indy]

The Auto-Scrubber Deathmatch: As a Janitor, let me tell ya, those things have quite a bit of horse power. Could you imagine getting hit with one??! Heck no!

But a Super Soaker (squirt gun) filled with Wasabi on a pole match would be rather fun

[deathgrip]

Bullet Ant Match. Have a pit filled with Bullet ants.

[darktowerchilde]

Simple: Iron Man deathmatch, maybe not sixty minutes, but how about thirty? Or a Cage of Death cum War Games-esque match?
Maybe I'll try to be original now ? 1. Light tube scaffold match, with light tube "log cabins" set up and weapons in trash cans on a long cat-walk like scaffold.

2. Submission match with a ring filled with thumbtacks and lighttubes, with barbed wire ropes and barbed wire covered ropes.

3. Dunno how to pull it off, but how about an exploding deathmatch that has a conveyor belt that moves whoever is unlucky enough to fall onto it into exploding barbed wire boards on the outside?

4. Take the "Ultimate X" concept, but replace the ropes on the top with two intersecting glass walkways, thin but strong enough to WALK on or get thrown through...

[DANGEROUS DAN]

Why not a loser gets shot in the head match? you know make it real. Since death matches are cpmletely devoid of psychology and athletic skill and have devalued the entire sport (but not as much as sports entertainment), make it really mean something.

Or how about loser gains some real athletic skill and has to work through a tour of facing . . . get this . . . pro wrestlers who have real talent and skill in the ring.

[The Great Gouki]

How about a mousetrap and cactus deathmatch??? OR a mortal kombat death match!!! Mr. Pogo vs. Kanemura: The Deadpool!! Round 1......LOL

[darktowerchilde]

Hmm, it would be nice if people who don't like deathmatches refrained from posting in a "Garbage" forum about how little psychology and talent goes into a deathmatch. I mean, really, I would have never known that deathmatches contain less "psychology" than "real" wrestling matches unless someone told me that... Thanks, now I can watch my Jumbo matches with the full knowledge that this is the only legitimate form of wrestling around. Hmm, oh and lucha libre, as we all know, is a wellspring of "wrestling psychology". I mean, there are so many interesting psychological notions that are raised by a tope con hilo... No psychology there, I guess I can't watch it. Same thing goes with Dragon's Gate matches or Minchinoku Pro... I mean where's the psychology implicit with elaborate tie up moves that don't target a particular body part, or using a big time head drop move about, oh I dunno, a minute or so in the match.

Oh and we all know that all wrestlers are talentless unless they wrestled in All-Japan, or New Japan, or Noah, or All Japan Women, or Arision. I mean people like Megumi Kudoh, Atsushi Onita, Masato Tanaka, The Great Sasuke, Hayabusa, Taka Michinoku (who has worked a deathmatch), Jun Kasai, Honma, Yamakawa, Sexxy Eddie, and all these other guys are talentless. Cause, you know they use weapons in their matches to cover up their lack of ability. Hmm, I remember the Great Muta working a deathmatch too, and we all know Keiji Mutoh is a talentless hack..

[raggin kilbasa]

Preach on darktowerchilde preach on

[James Grimes]

A taipei tables deathmatch.
Or,an exploding scaffold match.

[Poweraxe]

i still think the exploding glass cage match would of been cool.

and my own idea the pit match, thers a pit filled with evey nasty death match gimmick, glass, bombs, barbed wire, fire, mouse traps, nails etc.

[pigman]

I have two ideas. One is both wrestlers fight in a cage filled with gorillas and monkey and the loser has to eat there poo. Second one is the person who loses actually has to die. Man I wouldn't want to participate in any of those matches.