I would be Liger. The 90's version of him that is.
“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world.”
I'd repeat the same old not-so-exciting routines before, during, and after the match.
That's my big pay day, broddah!
LOL I actually started laughing when I read this. Good one Hisa.
“Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountaintops and waterfalls of caramel. Prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world.”
Kidding aside (since "that version" of Hulk Hogan is not a puroresu guy)....
Although I'm an Inoki mark, I'd be Jumbo Tsuruta and try to convince Giant Baba to push me for the NWA World Heavyweight Title. I'm talking about a touring champion in a long reign, not a short local reign like Baba had.
he's one of my heros I coulda met him once at a WLW show but tech n9ne was on the otherside of the stat so I had to go (to all you rap fans check him out...the BEST rapper from missouri unquestionably!)
I'd love to be Ultimo Dragon: Win the J-Crown (that's what it was called, if I'm not forgetting), get decently popular in WCW, start Toryumon, which leads to Dragongate/Dragon door.
There are others too, but they've all been said pretty much.
Liger and Kobashi especially.