Speaking of shooting on Vince's chicks, the con-artist formerly known as Chyna will be facing Shinobu Kandori!
Who's ready to bet that Butchwacker Princess Joanie will walk in thinking SHE's Mr Joshi Puroresu and end up getting brutalised when it turns into a shoot?
So what if Inoki's furious afterwards? It's not as if Kandori will have to ever see him again, or as if Joanie Laurer was going to draw anything for him anyway!
Kandori has too much class to blatantly pre-paln something like that. If things got hot in there, i could see her doing what she has to do...but do you really see Chyna putting her over? Actually, I would say the same thing about kandori in regards to any joshi wrestler (except maybe Chigusa)...wierd huh?
Anyhow, if she pulled a stunt like that, Inoki would ruin LLPW one way or another. Kazama and kandori would never get out of that hole. They'd be blackballed.
If I was booking it, Kandori would win by submission. I'd let little Joanie get in a couple of her moves (***, not that horrendous DDT) and then go down for the tap out.
True.
But I just can't help fearing the worst when I wonder why NJ even brought Joanie Laurer in. If they seriously want to use her in some angle with LLPW and AJW, or worse, if they want to go the WWF way and have her fight some men, then they might have her go over Kandori as the best way to build her up.
Chyna is being brought in to satisfy the "big freak" need.
Just in the same way Nicole Bass and Rhonda Singh were used.
Chyna is the female (?) counterpart of NJPW's Giant Silva and Giant Singh. Just build her up, so a heroic Japanese fighter can take her out. So as big as she is, I don't think Inoki is retarded enough to have her fight the men.
Would be funny to see Chono boot her in the face with a Yakuza kick though!
I'd like to see Chyna take a TTD personally. Hell, I'd probably even mark out for Yasuda to put it in the choke sleeper. Wouldn't it be great if in the middle of the Chyna/Kandori match if Inoki came out and made the match no DQ, which promtly cleared the NJ locker room and everyone gang assaulted Chyna until there was nothing left? Sure, it may reek Russo, but I would still mark out for it