Kobashi's New Goal: Love?

[Pheonix_Chi25]

I read this at Strong Style Spirit, and I thought you might like to see it:

Credit to Strong Style Spirit:

GHC Heavyweight Champ Kenta Kobashi has something bigger than wrestling on his mind in 2005 and that is he wants to find a wife. Kobashi said that he is 38-years-old and isn’t getting any younger and he wants to find a woman that can understand his lifestyle and that wrestling is basically his life. Kobashi said that maybe he can find a woman in the entertainment business that can relate to his lifestyle and won’t have a problem with wrestling. Kobashi said that he doesn’t get a lot of marriage proposals in the mail like KENTA & Naomichi Marufuji who get loads of proposals from teens and hopes that can change soon.

Sounds like someone wants some little Kenta's running around the house, LOL!

To hear that from Kobashi, that rocks. I just hope he finds who he is looking for and, to quote the Average White Band, "A love of his own".

[Tradewynd]

Of course Kobashi doesn't get marriage proposals in the mail like KENTA and Marufuji. There is one very key difference between people like myself, KENTA and Marufuji and people like Kobashi. The former reek of sex appeal. And are smooth operators, although I can't really speak for KENTA and Marufuji. If Kobashi wants some, I would suggest wearing one of these. They work a lot better if you actually have an application made up beforehand. Seriously. When you start getting chicks to actually fill out the application, you know you've got it made, and furthermore worthy of calling yourself my rival.

This one works for me also. If you're a wuss about these kinds of things women will walk all over you. Best to let them know who is in charge, what their place is and the only thing you're really after right from the get go. Plus, with it already being in Hulkamania colors they'll know what's gonna be running wild.

As far as more specific advice for Kobashi, one of my friends always picks up at least one chick at GAEA shows. Always. And while GAEA might not be setting the world of fire with ticket sales, the people who still buy tickets are hot chicks, so there is less crap to sift through once you get there. And since Kobashi is pretty well known in puro world, surely he should be able to pick up one or two hotties just because he's Kenta Kobashi. If he got shut down there that would be like Justin Timberlake getting shot down by a groupie. That would be really bad. If doesn't want marks, he could go after some of the girls in the locker room since he's already there. A lot of those girls are yummy yummy yummy.

I feel somewhat confident in saying that he could get booked by AVW or WWAV just by walking up and demanding a booking. Furthermore, this will give him his choice of AV idols, who you know have to be a lot of fun.

If none of those work, the problem is that the man is just too boring. Even groupies will only put up with famous losers for so long. If you've got no personality and no game there can be only one cure - a call to DSE to get a job in HUSTLE. Even former party pooper extraordinaire Toshiaki Kawada quickly developed a winning personality while cashing big money paychecks in HUSTLE.

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[Toan]

Any woman would be lucky to have Kobashi.

[Supah Indy]

Well, if he's desperate, there is always Kyoko Inoue to consider

[Toan]

Lol, maybe... gotta wonder what Kobashi's "type" is.

You never know... he maybe into those Ganguro girls I've heard of. You know, the ones that look like barbie dolls gone wrong?

[Tradewynd]

Don't sell ganguro girls short. 9 out of 10 of those girls are freaks, and will screw you silly. They don't look like Barbie either. One or two of them would go a long way for Kobashi's cardio training.

If he's going Inoue, he's going Takako. If she's hot enough for the WWE, she's hot enough for Kobashi.

[Pheonix_Chi25]

Either that or he can take one of Gwen Steffani's Harajuku Girls.

But it is true to what Toan stated, what is Kobashi's type of woman? And if he wants the entertainer type, he can come to the States, or anywhere for that matter, and marry any actress he sees fit.

[Toan]

Just a few ideas for partners Kobashi could have...

Mana (who used to be in Jrock band Malice Mizer),
Chapparita ASARI,
Kiyoko Ichiki,
KAORU,
Mayumi Ozaki.

[Daishikaze]

um........Mana is a guy, hard as it is to believe, he's a dude.

[Tradewynd]

You like Mana?!?!? Ewwwwwwwwww...Let's not suggest any kabuki actors or Nakamaki while we're at it.

If you're going to try to set him up with a mainstream star, at least, you know, give him a female. Hamasaki Ayumi, BoA, Aikawa Nanase, Imai Eriko, Matsu Takako, Kanazawa Bunko, Aoi Sora, Ichinose Akane, Kanou Mizuho, Kanazawa Bunko, Oikawa Nao are all so so hot. See, it's not hard to find hot females in Japan. Let's at least try keep Kobashi's virtual omiai tasteful.

[Toan]

Mana's a guy?!?!?

Yeah, but... Bzzzt! Agh! Does not compute!

*computer explodes*

[Daishikaze]

I'd like to do parody of a Family guy scene if I may....ahem


"Mana's a guy? no............are you serious?!!?, Oh man!!! I have all these magazines......oh no....oh no!!!!!"

[Toan]

Yeah, that's pretty much the feeling I have right now... I just got this Mana T-shirt as well from eBay.

[Supah Indy]

As long as Kobashi doesnt take Tomomi Tanimoto, Naomi Susan or Misato Tate, I wont have to sneak into his house and attack him viciously with a crowbar.

I know half the internet wants to do that to Hido for marrying Megumi Kudo.

[Tradewynd]

Didn't DDT kick Misato to the curb for looking like a little girl? Didn't Susan take Suwada's head to France and clone sheep with it? Doesn't Tomomi have a line of baby toys named after her in Taiwan? Them's girls got issues.

I think hostility toward Hido comes more from him not being worthy of Kudo and people therefore feeling sorry for Kudo than it is actual jealousy. More power to him for seducing the girl, but she could have done a LOT better. I don't know if Kobashi would be comfortable with hooking up with a girl that could kick his rear end anyway. BTW, we love and miss you Megumi! At least I still have my tapes.
Edit: And my plushie