Nick Diaz vs Joe Riggs
Janel is not a fan of Diaz and is a fan of Rigg's squarness. Her words.

Buffer is wearing the maffia suit.

Black out for a second, we all scream in terror. Jen thinks that it was Riggs bouncing boobies that knocked out the visual.

Big kick by Riggs, Diaz goes for a take down, but Riggs overpowers him and gets Diaz down, Jen comments on the bendiness of Diaz, back to standing, lots of standup, good knees in the clinch, Riggs gets dropped. Back to standing, Riggs comes back with some nice hits, Diaz gets Riggs against the cage. Riggs with a couple of wild swings, Riggs goes a take down but Diaz gets control and gets Riggs down, Diaz in full guard. End of round 1.

Good stand up, Diaz appaears to be bleeding, Riggs gets a good hit, up against the cage, Diaz gets a hold of Riggs leg, but doesn't do much. Diaz gets Riggs against the cage, but his face is starting look rather "eww", whole lotta stand up with Riggs appearing to get the advantage. Riggs takes Diaz down, who keeps trying for a submission. Diaz tries to get up and we end up in a pile of limbs as Diaz goes for a heel hook. More scrambling as the round ends.

We boo Paris Hilton.

Shots of Randy and Chuck, Randy's girl once again has the "I had fun in the car on the way over" hair.

Round 3. Diaz gets Riggs against the cage, seperate, Diaz has bled all over poor Riggs, Diaz goes for a sweep, back to the clinch, Riggs goes afor a takedown, back to clinch, Riggs trips Diaz. Riggs really shouldn't have worn white shirts at this point, Diaz tries a coupla kicks and the round ends.

Riggs wins by unanimous decision. Riggs is very excited about Barkley being there.

Babalu vs Mike Van Arsdale

Babalu has the bestest hair ever.

Babalu goes for a take down and it goes to a clinch against the cage, Big John sperates them for non-action, Van Arsdale gets a good hit before Babalu goes for a take down again. Van Arsdale gets side control, Babalu almost gets Van Arsdale's back and manages to sneak around, and gets a rear naked choke, Van Arsdale taps.

We have on the ground powwow between the two before Babalu hops on the cage. Babalu shows off his "hate" mouth gaurd after the annoucement. Me thinks he has anger issues.

Frank Mir vs Marcio Cruz

Mir starts swinging, Cruz goes for the takedown, up against the cage, Mir on top when they hit the ground, back to standing with Cruz hanging onto Mir's leg and eventually gets him down. Mir goes for a kimura while Cruz whacks him in the side. Cruz slips out and gets half guard and Mir's bleeding by his eye. Ref stops the fight to check Mir's eye. They let the fight continue even thoughg Mir says he can't see out of that eye. Back to the fight, Cruz goes right after the eye. Cruz is just getting nasty with the hits. Frank is a bloody mess and the Ref calls the match. Crowd is not happy, I'm betting its because most of them lost money on the fight.

In the back Chuck totally breaks his sparring guy.

Justin Eilers vs Brandon Vera

Dear ***, fix the hair Justin.

Clinch against the cage to start, ref seperates them for no action, Vera with some good kicks, and then gets a kick upside Eilers head followed by a knee to the face, and Eilers is OUT. Ref steps in and calls the match. Vera does a weird sumo-esq dance after.

Shot of Paris Hilton, it appears that her date is passed out on her shoulder.

Vera busts out with the Ghetto-speak. You're from West Virginia dude, stop it. He then announces his wedding the next day and invites everyone to attend. Not good thinking.

Jeff Monson vs Brandon Lee Hinkle

Hinkle looks very happy to be fighting as he comes out, apparently lots of white shorts tonight.

Monson swings his hips while being announced, kinda looks like he has an invisable hula-hoop.

Hinkle comes out swinging, and Monson takes him down. Monson gets a leg against the fence and gets side control. Monson with some good knees to Hinkle's side while Jen attempts to decipher Monsons leg tatoos. Hinkle tries to get up and Monson gets him back down, Hinkle gets control. Back up to standing and they exchange blows. Hinkle goes for a guilloteen, but Monson gets side control again and drops some elbows. Monson wins by submisson (according to Buffer, an arm choke).

We think Monson needs to pick a political association as he has both an "anarchy" tattoo and a "hammer and sicle" tattoo.

We rewind Jason Statham talking. Yummmmmm.

Chuck Liddell vs Randy Courture

I've had to tell Jen and Janel to remind me to stop drooling over Andrei as it is in fact, Randy who is fighting.

Janel wants Andrei's "Fighting Solves Everything" shirt.

Woohoo! Randy has cut his hair, no more comb over! Go Randy!

No one really making the first move, both guys throw some punches but nothing really serious, Chuck lands a couple of good hits on Randy, and Randy gets a couple back. Lots of big hits by both, Randy takes Chuck down, back to standing, up against the fence, and Randy is bleeding. Randy goes for another takedown, Chuck stops him and they are up against the fence again, round ends.

Circling again, both guys with some good hits, Chuck gets a big hit and Randy goes down. Randy is down and Chuck finishes him off. Ref calls the match. Looks like Randy slipped in the replays, boo.

Randy announces his retirement during his speach.

Paul Buentello vs Gilbet Aldana

Buentello went for a spinning back kick and Aldana grabs him from behind, lots of hits, no one really getting the upper hand. Buentello gets a good kick to the head and throws Aldana down who goes into turtle position. Back to standing, Buentello goes for the back kick again, has more success this time but not a whole lot more. Buentello goes for thhe kick again and Aldana gets good shot to the face. They go down with Aldana on top,Buentello has full guard. Aldana gets Buentello's back, and its back to standing. Buentello with some upper cuts and they back up into the cage. Aldana is bleeding from the nose after some serious hits from Buentello. Round 1 ends.

Buentello does the back kick again, Aldana gets him against the fence. Buentello gets some good knees, Aldana goes for a take down but Buentello avoids and gets on top, tries for arm bar, and then hits Aldana in the face again. Buentello gets some serious body shots, Big John calls the match